Race 1 part Man
2 parts garlic
13 parts butter
Eye color Lazers
Hair color Brown
Super Powers Can judge junk food from afar, part-owned a book signed by Roald Dahl.
Weaknesses Twisties, Natural Twenties
In the worlds before Brie, primal chaos reigned.
Heaven sought order.
But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure essences of Heaven,
the moisture of the Earth,
the powers of the sun and the moon
All worked upon a certain rock, old as creation.
And it became magically fertile.
That first egg was named “Thought”.
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said,
“With our thoughts, we make the world.”
Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch.
From it then came a stone monkey.
The nature of Brie was irrepressible!
Favourite books, in no particular order :
- Having more Fun – Amy Poehler
- A Stain in his Shadow – Hillary Clinton
- Assassin’s Apprentice – Robin Hobb
- To Serve Man – Damon Knight
Favourite Comics, in no particular order :
- Fred Basset